Total Medals Earned: 1,553 (From 213 different games.) Total Medal Score: 28,575 Points
Medals Earned: 12/12 (250/250 points)
Complete the tutorial
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/24 (20/500 points)
Get the "Death Bone" artifact.
Get the "Hero's Box" artifact.
Get the "Black Jack's Pearl" artifact.
Get the "Call Of Dan" artifact.
Get the "Crown Of Wisdom" artifact.
Get the "Harp Of Abel" artifact.
Get the "King's Scepter" artifact.
Get the "Predictor" artifact.
Get the "Raven's Eye" artifact.
Get the "Ring Of The Thief King" artifact.
Get the "Scroll Of Chronicles" atifact.
Get the "Shadow Scarf" artifact.
Finish the game with at least 4 artifacts obtained.
Clear the 1st tower.
Clear the 2nd tower.
Clear the 3nd tower.
Gather all the golden coins scattered throughout the game.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 20/20 (440/440 points)
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 7/11 (130/355 points)
10 walls broken with head
First Flight Mode
Used umbrella 30 times
100 crystals collected
5 bonuses per fly collected
Total play time is 20 minutes
33% of levels completed
Unbelievable speed!
66% of levels completed
300 crystals collected
The rainbow has been returned to its rightful place
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/205 points)
Get the pitchfork
Collect every heart in the game.
Beat the game.
Beat the game with three hearts.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 32/32 (500/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 8/8 (200/200 points)
Solve the first puzzle.
Solve the second puzzle.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.